Shit Connor Whines About

Don't put it past him.
I don’t want to put on underwear but my dick is going to fall out when I do abs. from Rachael
I just hate it when bowls are hot. from Rachael
Guys, I should just be a comedian. Fuck being a model. from Rachael
Dude. Ew. Your shorts are so short. Even though, on second thought, so are mine.
I can see a whispering eye between my legs!
Get me alch! So I don’t have to sneak it in my vag!
All I wanna do is go to sleep in your bed, without you. Whore.
"Who makes these, and why don’t they come in adult sizes?"

"Who makes these, and why don’t they come in adult sizes?"

I don’t want to update nerdythingsmichellesays today! :(
God, today sucks. I’m all ready for my final, but I’m on campus and don’t wanna walk home and back. I just wanna take it! Waah, I’m too prepared! My life is terrible!