I don’t want to put on underwear but my dick is going to fall out when I do abs. from Rachael
I just hate it when bowls are hot. from Rachael
Guys, I should just be a comedian. Fuck being a model. from Rachael
Dude. Ew. Your shorts are so short. Even though, on second thought, so are mine.
I can see a whispering eye between my legs!
Get me alch! So I don’t have to sneak it in my vag!
All I wanna do is go to sleep in your bed, without you. Whore.
I don’t want to update nerdythingsmichellesays today! :(
God, today sucks. I’m all ready for my final, but I’m on campus and don’t wanna walk home and back. I just wanna take it! Waah, I’m too prepared! My life is terrible!